Although I am not a Brit

and I have never played Rugby .. (to be completely honest, I suck at ALL sports.. something that makes me put my accumulated strengths into other fields... such as being an unmitigated arsehole from time to time, intimidating the hell of people for the heck of it, being a sarcastic, prick) but we deviate from the point. For reasons which I will not share with you, lowly reader, I feel compelled to add here, a link to Rugby Songs. Be warned, they are rather bawdy.