Whiskey and Trekking: back from the mountains with stories to tell

Yeah, me back from ze mountains of Virginia. a place called Whitetop.. so bloody remote that it lies within the 3% of US soil not covered by cellphone service. And, no, they do not have internet up there...it was a pretty awesome time... and let6 me just tell you two things and wrap up for now... :

1. do not drive a Chevy Trail Blazer: that is an SUV which handles like a cow (although in all fairness, this is the only SUV I have driven.. perhaps all SUVs handle badly).
2. if you drink copious amounts of whiskey at night and dance, and then climb mountains the next morning.. the whiskey will seep through every pore in your body.