Alternate Harry Potter titles

Alternate Titles:

Harry Potter and the Pasta Disaster
Harry Potter and the Unmentionable Itch
Harry Potter and the Eating Disorder
Harry Potter and the PTA
Harry Potter and the Broken DVD
Harry Potter and the Friday Night Incident
Harry Potter and the Killers of Kathmandu
Harry Potter and the Jailbirds
Harry Potter and the Graduate Student
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