It was the most harmless of hobbies.
Her co-workers wondered why they never saw her in the break room at
lunchtime. Why she never lined up behind the microwave, pyrex-ware in
hand like everyone else. It was the books, you see. Books are as bad
as nicotine or crack. Once hooked, you, the user – are done for
life. No amount of therapy or rehab with 200+ channels on the box, or
the smörgåsbord of cat viddys on the interwebs can bring you back.
So she practiced wingardium leviosas' when she thought no one
was looking. She would close her eyes and fly across the Channel with
Temeraire. Sometimes with a defiantly shameful half-smile, she would
browse the shirtless-teen-vampire section. 'Not to worry' she would
tell herself – 'there is time enough to atone for such things with
Lawrence Durrell'. And so things were. Until that one day when she
found an old bookstore a short walk from campus. The Upper Midwest
tests your mettle in winter – but for those strong of spirit who
make it through six months of grey skies (usually with the help of
books) – Spring throws one heck of a party. Tank tops were back,
the convertibles had been released from hibernation. The undergrads
were gone and the quad was full of graduate students whose advisors
were away on conferences.
Who spends their lunch hour at a
bookstore, of all places – in such glorious weather? Well, she did.
Maybe she liked the solitude. For someone who loved to share by
writing, she was also something of a loner. Well, a mass of
contradictions, really – but wrapped up in a very well read
personality. So, the bookstore. A bright, shiny chain store this was
not. Well, who are we kidding, those giant chain stores have all gone
belly up and it is only people's love of esoterica that keeps these
hole-in-the-wall places open. That, and the cookies they have at the
desk. The storekeeper was straight out of Dickens – add a hunchback
and the picture would be complete. Had it not been for the electric
lighting, she would have suspected that the bookstore was carefully
parked in the late 19th century. As it was, the owner never took
plastic. Sure, he had a sound explanation about small businesses and
credit card transaction fees. But still – all cash?
The bell jangled as she pushed her way
in. Shaw, the resident German Shepherd raised his muzzle, recognized
her and went back to his meditations. 'Back here miss, got a new
consignment to unpack'. It was strange and slightly creepy how the
keeper always seemed to know when she walked in. The storefront was
tiny. It was only when you walk in that the true size of the place
became apparent. Endless, labyrinthine, Time Lord technology at work,
perhaps. Or maybe Pratchett was right and a critical mass of books
does distort Einsteinian spacetime into the hyper exotic L-space that
only orangutans with doctoral degrees can navigate. Whatever – she
walked right in, carefully avoiding Shaw's chew toys and made her way
to her favourite section – '19th century Fantastika' (the nerdy
typographer inside her swooned every time she saw that sign.)
There was a book about dragons that she
had spied her last visit over. Thankfully it was still here. She
opened it up. The frontispiece was a beautiful engraved plate of a
huge dragon with scales dark blue and speckled like the evening sky.
The beast towered over the man who stood alongside. The man was
dressed in a greatcoat and wore wonderful steampunky aviator goggles.
The chapter was titled - ' On the rearing of Noble Dragons'. Oh joy.
Thunder rumbled outside. Our girl did not notice. This book was quite
something else. The writing was utterly dry – like a lab manual, in
fact. But what really threw her was the complete sincerity with which
the book spoke. She turned back to the frontispiece. The dragon's
eyes shone with a brightness that no plate should have been able to
capture – certainly not one one from a book printed in (quick
flipback) – 1805. In the Prague, of all places. Shaw announced
himself by licking at her elbow. 'Alright then, you moocher – lets
go get you a cookie' – she said. Shaw obviously understood human
speech, for he happily turned around. She followed his wagging tail
through what seemed like more than the normal quota of turns and
corners before she made it to the desk. Which was unattended. She
raised the huge glass bell and grabbed a cookie for Shaw and one for
herself. The dog sat expectantly waiting for her. She looked around
again. Nobody. Then she noticed the aviator glasses on the desk. Old,
very old. With frayed leather straps and slightly chipped dark
lenses.
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