"My wife, who I imported from Russia was great when I first met her. She would cook and clean and let me do whatever I wanted with her. After a while she would not even need the chain around her neck. Then she started talking to her new American friends. They told her she had rights. Great. There goes everything out the window. No more cooking, no more cleaning, nothing. Please! Get me this! Ok, I get it. I thought it was amazing, beautiful and all that good stuff. I got it before the price drop too! She loved it, cleaned the house again! I was eating well! Then a week later, she tells me it's too small. Great. So I'm back to square one. Next time I'm importing a woman from Peru."
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My favorite review on this is:
"My wife, who I imported from Russia was great when I first met her. She would cook and clean and let me do whatever I wanted with her. After a while she would not even need the chain around her neck. Then she started talking to her new American friends. They told her she had rights. Great. There goes everything out the window. No more cooking, no more cleaning, nothing. Please! Get me this! Ok, I get it. I thought it was amazing, beautiful and all that good stuff. I got it before the price drop too! She loved it, cleaned the house again! I was eating well! Then a week later, she tells me it's too small. Great. So I'm back to square one. Next time I'm importing a woman from Peru."
-Kitty Khat
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