Saturday, December 16, 2006

Snatch.. yet again....

Bullet Tooth Tony, Turkish, who is named after an airplane crash, his partner Tommy (that does not mean that they hold hands and walk in the park), Brick Top.. "Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. ".. Boris the Blade, Boris the Bullet Dodger, Boris the ex-KGB agent.. this is the only movie in which you might actually learn something for that potential career as a gangster.. for instance, the disposal of people you might have shot, knfied or otherwise done in according to Brick Top: "...And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". "


St
rongly recommended with a Killian Red Irish beer...

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